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Small desk shrine for whoever just said ‘based’ in Slack. Gives off ‘award ceremony’ energy while admitting nothing was actually solved. HR-safe… probably.
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Showing picks tagged for Aunt — still weird, just aimed at the right person.

Small desk shrine for whoever just said ‘based’ in Slack. Gives off ‘award ceremony’ energy while admitting nothing was actually solved. HR-safe… probably.
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Put faces, logos, doomscroll screenshots, whatever. Perfect for birthdays, petty revenge gifting, white elephants — anything that deserves to be mildly unhinged.
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Slap main-character chaos on the emotional-support water bottle, laptop lid, notebooks — hydration propaganda stickers for people who doomscroll responsibly (they don’t).
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Classic WDYM meme combat, now tuned for people who joke about trauma with their therapist on speed dial. Excellent for game night, birthdays, enemies at brunch.
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Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.
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Instantly know the temperature of the water coming out of your faucet with this LED faucet nozzle attachment. Cold water turns the LED blue and hot water turns the LED red – making it perfect for avoiding third degree burns from faucets that spew hot lava.
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This pocket size toolkit is as thin as a credit card so it can easily fit in your wallet. Aside from being as thin as a credit card, this toolkit includes a knife, compass, magnification lens, tweezers, screwdriver, bottle opener, and a toothpick!
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Accentuate your car’s eardrum shattering sound system with sound activated car stickers. These high-tech stickers feature LEDs that move to the rhythm of the music and are coated with a protective membrane to ensure they’ll perform in all types of weather.
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Set a romantic spacey mood to your bedroom with this star projector. With a rotating base and compass-point alignments, the cosmos star projector is perfect for providing some enchanting lighting or even creating an inviting romantic bedroom setup.
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Experience the mind-blowing power of science with gallium in your hands. This unique metal transforms from a solid to a liquid while in your hands because of its unusually low temperature melting point – and once you let it go it returns to a solid form.
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Perfect your sharpshooter skills with this target practice alarm clock that forces you to become a good shot to effectively turn off the annoying wake up alarm. This wireless clock will make waking up in the morning fun again, and includes bonus practice modes.
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Celebrate national high five day – yes that’s actually a thing – with an epic confetti blasting high five. This re-loadable hand device shoots out biodegradable confetti when you high five someone. It’s perfect for sporting events and weddings.
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Cultivate a serene environment in any part of your hectic home by growing your own bonsai red maple tree. With this starter kit you’ll be able to relax yourself while taking part in the ancient tradition of planting and maintaining your very own miniature tree.
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Enjoy a majestic nighttime sky even if smog or light pollution have overshadowed the actual sky above with the starry night projector. It projects 360 degrees of jaw dropping visuals ideal for introducing kids to astronomy or creating a romantic mood for an intimate date.
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Store your books on your wall like never before with these floating bookshelves. Using a clever design that conceals the supporting shelf, you simply insert the shelf in between the bottom book, and it will appear as if your entire stack of books is floating in mid air.
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Astound nearby campers as you make your campfire roar to life with the rainbow fire packets. Once sprinkled into the fire, the flames will begin to glow incredibly bright and magically change colors right before your eyes – without the use of mind altering drugs!
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Enjoy a game of Russian Roulette with the whole family where nobody has to die – this water balloon version of the deadly roulette game plays with similar rules, only the loser walks away with completely soaked clothing and not a bullet in the head.
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Turn your morning showers into a fun psychedelic experience with the color changing shower head. Requiring no batteries or power, this unique shower head uses water pressure powered LED lights to transform the water into a cornucopia of color.
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Wield the deadliest weapon in the entire utility belt when you start carrying around the Batman batarang knife. Equipped with dual three inch stainless steel blades, the knife takes a familiar bat shape and provides twice the cutting power once extended.
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If your small pet struggles to stay warm during the cold winters then you should consider keeping Mr. Fluffums warm this winter season with these stylish pet hoodies. Made from 100% cotton, these sleeved pet hoodies will make your pet feel cool while helping him stay warm.
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Mercilessly destroy your liver with this thrilling drinking game of spin the shot glass. Combining the elements of statistics and alcoholism, this fun drinking game is perfect for a few friends to gather around and see who can survive after a few hours of reckless drinking.
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Hard drugs just became obsolete – introducing the world’s strongest coffee. Perfect for those extra busy days, this powerful roast is 200% stronger than regular blends and can keep you up for 3 days straight, as long as you don’t mind the occasional heart attack.
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If you think plants don’t have feelings then you’ve never encountered a touch sensitive plant before. These bashful Mimosa Pudica plants lie still while left alone, but as soon as they feel your touch, the plant comes to life in beautifully mind-blowing ways.
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Light up the kid’s room with these night light globes or grab a single globe and use it as a light source. These portable nightlight globes are available in any color you like, and stay lit for thirty minutes before fading to darkness to ease any <a href="http://www.thisiswhyi…
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The “objects in mirror are losing” sticker will turn even the most leisurely drive into a constant thrilling race guaranteed to get the adrenaline pumping. It’s a great little humorous touch for any car and makes an ideal gift for drivers with a competitive nature.
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This high quality and super detailed camera lens is actually a coffee mug you can drink out of! The camera lens coffee mug is a great gift for photography enthusiasts, and will surely turn many heads when people see you drinking out of it.
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No home is complete without having at least one bookshelf that swings open to reveal a room full of hidden treasure and trinkets. This hidden door kit will allow you to transform your run-of-the-mill bookshelf into a passageway for an ensconced area of the home.
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Perform a thorough cleaning of your gadgets with this vibrantly colored electronics cleaning putty. The putty conforms to get into all the cracks and crevices to easily pull out any dirt, debris, hair follicles, food crumbs, and dried up bodily fluids.
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Stop rummaging through Starburst bags looking for the one flavor you actually enjoy eating – now you can directly order an entire pound of your favorite Starburst color and go on an insulin spiking, cavity spawning sugar rush for the ages.
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Scare the hell out of your guests with these terrifying “You Have Just Been Poisoned” glasses. Perfect for serving drinks to people you secretly hate, or for just playing pranks on friends, the “You Have Just Been Poisoned” glass has a variety of evil applications.
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The mini fire extinguisher lighter is a cool twist on the tried and true fire extinguisher. Made from solid metal, the mini fire extinguisher lighter is refillable and has an adjustable flame and makes a great stocking stuffer gift idea for smokers.
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If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.
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If you loved playing with transformers as a kid, you’ll love this Transforming USB flash drive. Equipped with four gigs of memory and built to look like Ravage, the decepticon transforming jungle cat definitely has more than meets the eye.
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Add a little flair to your car with the LED tire valve caps. Each cap contains a small waterproof neon blue LED that creates a cool illumination effect when the wheels are in motion, and will guarantee your car gets a spot in the next Fast and Furious movie.
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Be prepared for anything the world throws your way with the tactical self defense pen in your pocket. Apart from its patented waterproof ink, the pen features a glass breaker, handcuff key, and even a self defense tool that collects an attacker’s DNA sample.
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Nobody likes a smelly Jedi, so keep clean and dry yourself off after a nice cleansing shower with these Jedi bath robes. They are officially licensed Star Wars bath robes and come in a one size fits all – even Jabba himself could fit in one of these.
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Give your nails a sexy and entrancing look with this glow in the dark nail polish. Available in a variety of eye catching colors, the glow in the dark nail polish is perfect for black light parties, or when you just want to always have a light source on your body.
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Look and feel like a million bucks every time you go to sleep by slipping into these Suit Pajamas. Made from fine silk and cotton, these comfy pajamas are the officially licensed version of the Suitjamas seen in How I Met Your Mother.
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Don’t throw out those bottle caps, because now you can recycle them into precious ammo! With a capacity for shooting bottle caps over 16 feet with the push of a button, you’ll be able to annoy anyone in the room without having to get up from your seat.
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Keep those savory potato chips from going stale with this clever potato chip bag re-sealer. Perfect for keeping ants out and for locking in freshness, the bag re-sealer works in seconds and is especially great for bigger bags that are bought in bulk.
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Send a clear message to the driver behind you with this driving emoticon message display system. With everything from a middle finger to a thank you display, you’ll finally be able to properly communicate with your fellow drivers during your daily driving commute.
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The adjustable measuring cup is a clever little baking tool to save time and space, allowing you to throw out the endless assortment of various measuring cups and use just one adjustable measuring cup for all your cooking needs.
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Entertain your eyes as you keep track of time with the magnetic sand hourglass. Rather than traditional sand, you’ll be treated to an array of mind blowing shapes formed by the iron fillings slowly falling from the top end of the hourglass.
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No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.
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Comb your hair like a total badass with the switchblade hair comb. After pulling out this bad boy everyone will get tense thinking things are about to get messy, til you hit the switch and a fancy little comb comes out everyone comments on how undeniably cool you are.
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Show off the solar system with this glow in the dark underwear. Available in male and female styles, the glow in the dark underwear features stars, planets, moons, and asteroids reminiscent of the glow in the dark space stickers we all enjoyed from our youth.
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Infiltrate a castle and keep your deadly weapon undetected with this dark assassin dagger with sheath, Styled like a fine medieval dagger, this beautifully crafted weapon features a 5-1/2″ stainless steel blade complete with custom sheath.
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This self sustaining ecosphere is like owning your very own tiny world. The ecosphere is a balance of water, air, and life. The technology for this self sustaining ecosphere was developed by NASA scientists in an attempt to study our own planet’s biosphere.
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Make your driveway look like something out of a fairy tale using these glow stones. Capable of glowing in the dark for up to 12 hours, this unique gravel is available in both blue and green hues and is perfect for adding a whimsical touch to your home.
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Keep your valuables hidden in plain sight with this clever faux wall outlet safe. This easy to install safe can replace an existing wall outlet, or you can simply cut open a small hole in your walls to place it – it’s ideal for hiding money, jewelry, and other small items from…
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Harry Potter fans can now control any TV with the flick of the wrist with this magic wand TV remote control! This magic wand TV remote control has 13 different gestures to do everything from turn the TV on and off to changing the volume or channel.
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This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.
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Make your hectic mornings run a little smoother by preparing your coffee with this self stirring mug. At the push of a button, this unique mug automatically begins to mix the contents within – perfect for lazy tea and coffee drinkers everywhere.
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Enjoy the outdoors while still maintaining a modern interior space with this unique bubble tent. The bubble’s large size allows you to decorate as you see fit and transform a little piece of nature into your private sanctuary of peace and tranquility, minus the insects.
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Real men carry their groceries in one trip – and now with this clever one trip grocery bag holder you can make that single trip even easier. Simply hook the device around all of the bags, and grab the handle to bring in all the groceries while throwing out your back!
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Improve your complexion by getting rid of unsightly blackheads using this remover and pore cleanser. After washing your face, apply the strips, wait 15 minutes then remove and look in curious disgust at all the grime and filth you’ve removed from your face.
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While other pets wither and die, the robotic fish is the one pet you can count on to to stand the test of time – even if you forget to feed it. As long as there’s juice in his batteries, this little guy will happily swim all day and night for your personal enjoyment.
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Don’t run the risk of being without clean drinking water when a disaster strikes. This water purifying straw – a.k.a. the LifeStraw – is a revolutionary survival tool that can filter over 250 gallons of water, making practically any water source safe to drink.
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Glow in the dark bubbles? GLOW IN THE DARK BUBBLES! Yes, they exist and they are pretty darn spiffy. The bubbles glow when exposed to UV light, giving off a vibrant shade of blue. These Glow In The Dark Bubbles make for an awesome party gift.
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Add a festive glow to mantels, centerpieces, planters, trees, walkways and more with these stunning starry lights. The double-bulb strands offer superior sparkle, while the bendable copper wire conforms to any shape to create elegant decorative accents.
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Keep that delicious pint of ice cream safe and secure from your fellow gluttons with this ice cream pint lock. Designed perfectly for a Ben and Jerry’s pint of ice cream, these sturdy locks are perfect for deterring ice cream thieves at home or in the office.
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You might not be driving around in the Batmobile, but with the Batman brake light cover you can still show off your love for all things Batman by easily covering your car’s brake light and displaying the bat signal to all the envious drivers behind you.
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If minimalistic elegance is your aim, then the faceless watch will be right up your alley. This watch’s intrepid design eliminates the bulky face in favor of a digital LED display built right into the band. It’s understatement at its finest and most stylish.
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Slash through those rotting zombie corpses like hot butter with the forearm blade sword. Constructed from anodized stainless steel, there’s no post apocalyptic scenario you won’t be able to fight your way out of – except hunger, dehydration, and crippling depression.
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Tired of those weak regular laser pointers that don’t paralyze and cause permanent retina damage to someone when you point it at their eyes? Want to own a laser so powerful that it’s practically a lightsaber? We present to you the world’s most powerful laser.
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Whiskey stones are freezable naturally mined soapstones that will keep your drink cold but won’t water it down. The whiskey stones will keep your drink cold up to an hour, allowing you to savor the delicious whiskey or other liquor of your choice.
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Create a surreal nighttime environment in your yard using these glow in the dark pebbles. These all-weather pebbles emit a brilliant glow that’ll transform your backyard into a magical setting, making them ideal for any landscaping project.
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Experience the power of the dark side of h2o with natural black water. Enriched with fulvic acid that creates a natural black color, this unusual bottled water will quench your thirst and melt your brain as you have your world turned upside down.
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Life is too short to spend sober – that’s why the Ultimate Party Travel Guide is here to show you the best party spots on the planet. From pub crawls to beach parties, the guide shows you over 100 of the world’s best places to get completely wasted.
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Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.
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Experience the most magical shower with the rainbow shower head. So magical, it doesn’t even require batteries. Just turn the knob, and conjure multi-colored water instantly, or as some would say, “feel the rainbow”. Pots o’ gold not included.
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Up the ante without sacrificing a single chip next time you deal a game with the gold playing cards. This luxurious deck of cards – fit for King Midas himself – come coated with a custom gold paint job that is perfect for a adding a little class to game night.
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If you’ve got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm during long hours in that cold cubicle space.
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You’re tough and you know it, now let the rest of the world know it too every time you sport the ‘I’m Fine’ bloody shirt. Even after the freak accident left you with an enormous blood-drenched gash over your right kidney you’ll be just fine – it’s only a flesh wound!
Check it outKeeping track of your everyday possessions is easier than ever when using this coin-sized tracking device. This app-assisted device allows you to easily view its location and/or quickly ring it to locate a missing phone or wallet instantly.
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Say farewell to those sticky fingers next time you get your snack on using the Oreo dunking spoon. This unique utensil fits snuggly into the cookie so that you can conveniently soak it in delicious milk without making a mess or dropping it in the cup accidentally.
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Assert yourself as the rightful king of the cubicle with these mini wooden ballistas. Each ballista comes ready to assemble from a laser cut wooden kit, and includes mini wood ammo pieces that are capable of being shot up to thirty feet!
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Make the jump to light speed with this Star Wars vehicle sun reflector. This incredibly geeky accordion style sun reflector is the perfect way to protect your Millennium Falcon’s interior from small asteroids and merciless UV rays.
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Place the ideal finishing touch on any antique lamp you own with the vintage light bulbs. These vintage bulbs bring the past and present together. They showcase an early twentieth century design yet are made using modern energy saving technology.
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Checkers was fun when you were a kid, but now that you’re all grown up you’ve probably wondered how you can still enjoy the game while still satisfying your drinking problem. The answer: shotglass checkers. Nothing gets a party going better than checkers and alcohol.
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Don’t just keep your gun a little bit safe — keep it completely locked down with the fingerprint gun safe. The fingerprint gun case only allows authorized fingerprints to access the safe, so you can store you guns without worry of unwanted use.
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If you’re constantly uncovering yourself from the bed sheets because you can’t maintain a cool temperature then you need a bed fan. This bed fan will quietly disperse hot air under the sheets and keep you cool all night long so you can get a good night’s rest.
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Don’t know what to make for dinner? No worries! The “What The Fuck Should I Make For Dinner?” gets everyone off their asses and into the kitchen. You’ll be able to whip up any fucking dish you wish like a goddamn pro by following the profanity laden recipes.
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Liven up any nighttime environment by creating dazzling and mesmerizing effects with the glow in the dark paint. This unique paint comes in various hues so you can mix and match them to add a distinctive and artistic touch to virtually anything you desire.
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Have fun keeping track of all the places you’ve traveled to with this scratch off world map. Any place you’ve traveled to you get the satisfying pleasure of scratching off and revealing some colored geography. This scratch off map makes a cool gift for people who love to see t…
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It’s rumored that Jedi knights get their high connection to the force because of all the sushi they eat. You too can be a Jedi if you eat enough sushi while using these lightsaber chopsticks… well, probably not – but they are pretty cool chopsticks!
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Recharge your batteries like never before with these innovative USB connecting rechargeable batteries. These easy to use rechargeable batteries pop their top and plug into your USB slot on your computer to get their electrical mojo re-supplied.
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Indulge your green thumb as you give your home some aesthetic appeal by planting these cherry blossom bonsai seeds. They’re ideal for your at home zen garden, helping you relax as you meticulously sculpt and prune your miniature tree.
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With the flick of the wrist, you’ll be able to stalk and kill your target like Ezio with this functioning Assassin’s Creed-inspired hidden blade. Perfect for cosplaying your favorite video game character, these life-size hidden blades are even officially licensed.
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Hide valuables in plain sight with this secret stash container made from a real hollowed out 3/4″ machine bolt. It’s ideal for storing and hiding small items or money in hard to find places, such as in the garage where bolts like this one would blend in perfectly.
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Have some real cannon warfare with your office mates with these fully functional tiny cannons. Firing deadly tiny .177″ cannon balls, these mini cannons pack a surprisingly powerful punch – capable of obliterating beer bottles, wine glasses, and other small objects.
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When you can’t decide what color to get your manicure/pedicure simply go with the rainbow splat nail polish and get all of them! This untraditional shade mashes together all the colors of the rainbow over a white backdrop to create a beautifully messy nail color.
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Want an alarm clock that doubles as a Hollywood movie prop? This defusable bomb is a fully functional alarm clock with a snooze button, but when you press the big red button a scary countdown will commence and require you to cut the right wire before time runs out.
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Now you can secretly carry around a lighter with this deceptive lighter that looks like a pack of chewing gum. These clever pocket lighters are refillable and come in a variety of gum brand styles, with everything from Double Mint to Juicy Fruit.
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Have a keyboard with you anywhere you go with this virtual infrared keyboard. This virtual infrared keyboard projector is the size of a cell phone, yet allows you have the functionality of a full size keyboard – with the added benefit of wireless Bluetooth technology.
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Start thinking of a good wish because with the Dragon Ball Z set in your possession, anything is possible. After decades of searching the globe, the seven dragon balls have finally been tracked and are ready to be used – immortality is finally yours!
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Create a calming atmosphere in your home by planting your own Wisteria Bonsai tree using this kit. Inside you’ll find everything you will need to grow a gorgeous lilac leaved tree – from the seeds to the potting mix and even a lovely ceramic vase.
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Little is known about a ninja’s personal life, but one thing we do know is that they don’t waste any tool in their weapons arsenal. These ninja star coat hangers are a clever way to hang your wearables at home, and can be installed onto just about any wall surface.
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No more fights need to occur over who gets the tastier corner brownies thanks to this endless edges brownie pan. With this uniquely shaped brownie pan, now every brownie piece will have a fine crust for added deliciousness in every little bite.
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Transform your room into a serene underwater oasis with this relaxing waves projector. This compact device projects a flurry of vibrant and hypnotizing patterns designed to help you disconnect from the hectic world around you.
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Let Nessie keep you company as you prepare your delicious meals by stirring the pot with the Loch Ness monster soup scoop. Nessie’s elongated neck pokes out through the surface while the ample wide body serves as the ideal serving utensil.
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Ram into each other bumper car style just like you used to do as a kid at the local fair – only now you’re crashing into each other in the water! These floating motorized bumper cars are perfect for fun at the pool or beach, and include a built in large water gun.
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For the first time in the history of man, you can actually give a flying fuck! While not exactly the most precise of helicopters, the remote control flying fuck is perfect for those special moments when a verbally spoken curse word just won’t suffice.
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Chess just got even more strategic – the three player chess game expands on the classic strategy game while adding new elements such as alliances between two weaker players to attack the commanding player, or planning your moves against two different attacks.
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Prepare yourself for the inevitable downfall of modern civilization with the Apocalypse Survival Kit. Included in this folding apocalypse survival kit is everything you need to defend yourself from violent roaming gangs, zombies, and other hostiles.
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Teach your children the horrifying lessons of financial responsibility with the creepy coin eating bank. This traumatizing device features an anthropomorphic abomination that devours coins while the lifeless doll-like eyes stare directly into your soul.
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Channel your inner Rambo when you venture into the wild equipped with the tactical glass breaker knife. This rugged survival knife comes in a sturdy spring assisted sheath and features a razor sharp 3.5″ surgical steel blade ideal for hunting and camping.
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Add a touch of class to every drink with the Titanic ice cube mold, and relive the glorious failure that was the Titanic. Included in this offensively clever ice cube kit are the molds for the Titanic ship itself as well as and the merciless iceberg.
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Creep people out while you go about your day with this magical unicorn mask. Perfect for business meetings, first dates, or anywhere there will be lots of eyeballs, the unicorn mask will prove to the world that unicorns are real and you are among their half-breed brethren.
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Clean out the potato chip and cheeto puff dust from your keyboard with ease using the colorful electronics cleaning putty. Available in one of four vivid colors, this eco-friendly wonder putty ensures your keyboard ends up as clean and dirt free as the day you got it.
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You may not be heavenly, but that shouldn’t stop you from walking on water thanks to this inflatable human hamster ball. At approximately 7 feet tall, this inflatable walk on water ball will provide hours of fun on the water, and possibly induce claustrophobia.
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Solve your fly problem once and for all with the salt firing shotgun. The shotgun works with regular table salt and holds up to 50 rounds so that you can annihilate every pesky house fly in one murderous evening. It also works great for violently seasoning your food!
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Hide the electrical outlets when not in use by installing these pop out outlets. Their innovative design is perfect for a modern and minimalistic home – when you need them, a simple push from your finger reveals a pop-out outlet cube ready for use.
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Settle the score like the mature adult you are by anonymously sending your enemies a bag of edible dicks. Simply provide the shipping address of your boss, an ex-lover, or anyone who has ever wronged you – and the courier will take care of the rest.
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Confirm you’re living in the real world by using your very own Inception totem to test if you’re stuck in a dream. The totem is made from zinc alloy silver and comes perfectly balanced so you can spin it with ease upon waking up from a nice long nap.
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Banned in nine countries for its sexual potency, Sex Panther cologne is known to make you an irresistible object of interest to the ladies. This formidable and pungent cologne is made with bits of real panther – 60% of the time, it works every time.
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Avoid having to watch your precious headphones go into your friend’s not so clean ears by sharing your tunes with the 5 way headphone splitter. Once hooked up to your music playing device, as many as 5 people can connect and enjoy the music simultaneously.
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Be the center of attention at the next black light party with this incredible line of black light makeup. Featuring a fine powder that has a bold reaction to UV light, this black light makeup comes with eight distinct colors so you can get truly creative when applying.
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Keep your valuables safe by stashing them away in plain sight with the hidden book safe. Upon opening the book, a small compartment is revealed – ideal for hiding cash and small valuables. It’s also lightweight and highly portable, making it excellent for travel.
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Quit straining your neck while you read – with the lazy glasses you can lie down on your comfortable bed and still be able to enjoy a good book or magazine. The lazy glasses use a clever prism design to let you recline and look forward at the same time.
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Instead of eating out of non-edible bowls like a healthy person would, you can now eat from artery clogging cookie bowls! The mold has six cavities to allow you to easily make delicious cookie bowls that will turn any meal time into an <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/Epic…
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Now you can transform any plain wall into a chalkboard just like you had in school! Simply apply the chalkboard wall paint like you would a traditional wall paint and when it dries you’ll have a genuine chalkboard to write and draw on.
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Turn a day of lounging around your house into paradise by plopping down onto this jumbo bean bag chair. It’s big enough to accommodate up to three people and comes with a dual layer design so you can easily remove the micro suede cover for cleaning.
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These fully functional pens will make you look like you’re writing with an actual syringe! These syringe pens are a great gift for doctors and nurses in the medical field, and are also a great gift to give to someone who is deadly afraid of needles!
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The dragon wrap earring provides a great way to accentuate your medieval sense of style. This high quality alloy plated earring features a wrap around design that stretches through the entire length of the ear to create the illusion a mystical dragon is resting on it.
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A fun twist on regular ice cream, now you can drop stacks of ice cream out onto an ice cream cone, plate, or get really creative with other deserts mixed in. This nifty ice cream scooper has a modern design and is easy to clean up too.
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Cut and serve a full size pizza with ease with the Pizza Scissors Spatula. This brilliant kitchen tool merges scissors and a spatula so you can cut and pick up a pizza slice all in one quick motion without burning your hands or having any toppings fall off.
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With the netted cocooon hammock you can hang out in your backyard or in the wilderness without having mosquitoes invade your quiet personal space. The netted hammock features a mesh canopy that lets fresh air breeze through while filtering out annoying insects.
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Quit struggling to watch Netflix on that small iPhone screen, because now you can watch full size TV and movies on the go with this portable iPhone movie projector. Simply connect it to your iPhone, and enjoy a crisp 60-inch media projection on any smooth surface.
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More appealing than diamonds or gold, the world’s lightest solid matter is truly a one-of-a-kind substance. Developed by NASA scientists, this solid consists of 99.8% air – yet can tolerate extreme heat and support over 1,000 times its own weight.
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Easily fit pieces of ice into your water bottle with this clever ice cube sticks tray. For decades mankind has been baffled by how to properly chill plastic water bottles, but with this revolutionary ice cube tray you’ll no longer have to suffer from drinking warm water.
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Experience the joy of watching your vegetables grow with this viewable root garden. This kid friendly kit includes everything you need to plant and observe the miracle of science, and makes an excellent gift for the young olericulture enthusiast.
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Modern man has evolved significantly over the past few decades – he’s more in touch with his feelings, he cares about how he dresses, but how can he scratch his balls without looking like a pig? Nine out of ten gentlemen agree, the gentleman’s ball scratcher is the clear solut…
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Make pizza in the shape of an ice cream cone with this incredible pizza cone maker kit. Included in this easy to use set are two pizza cones that have a non-stick coating for quick cleanup, along with easy to follow instructions so you can clog your arteries in no time!
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Solve your pesky insect problem once and for all by filling your garden with adult Venus fly traps. Each of these mature plants is raised by an experienced fly trap grower and includes instructions and tips on how to keep your new plant strong and healthy.
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Go The Fuck To Sleep is a children’s book for grown ups, a hilarious take on tired parents who just want their damn kids to go to sleep. Seriously kids, go the fuck to sleep already, we’ve got to go to work early in the morning tommorow.
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There’s no greater way to throw away your hard earned cash than on the useless box. This completely useless box features a sleek black frame and switch that when flicked prompts a small metallic finger to come out and switch it back off – that’s literally all it does.
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Use the force and help yourself achieve that Colgate smile by brushing with the toothbrush lightsaber. The fine bristles get in between teeth to fight tarter and plaque with Jedi-like precision. It’s the easy way to get your young Padawan to brush his/her teeth without fuss.
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Set the world on fire with these Earth-shaped fire pits! Each of these eye-catching fire pits is hand-cut from durable carbon steel with an iron oxide finish that will provide you with years of aesthetically pleasing yet functional fires.
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Keep your smart phone, GPS, or any gadget imaginable stuck to your dashboard with this vertical gripping dashboard pad. Perfect for watching movies, displaying GPS information, or just making sure your stuff doesn’t go flying when you make a sharp turn on the road.
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Turn the heat up at your next performance by awing spectators with the open-palm fireball launcher. With this discreet device strapped to your wrist, you’ll be able to create a magnificent ball of fire that will make you look like a fire-wielding sorcerer.
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Drink from the skull of doom with this Crystal Skull Shot Glass. Able to hold up to 2.5 ounces of your favorite liquor in it’s unique inverted skull shape, <a href="http://i.imgur.com/RVMxg.png" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">you’ll look like such a cool guy</a> as you look st…
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Beer and rock and roll have always gone together nicely, but this signature Marshall amp fridge takes the relationship to a whole new level. With control knobs that go all the way up to 11, this incredible fridge will hold up to 4.4 cubic feet of face melting booze.
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Give your whip a futuristic appearance with this car interior lighting kit. The kit includes four specially designed ultra bright LEDs that light up to give your car’s interior an out of this world neon blue glow that is bound to turn heads wherever you drive.
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Are you a deep thinker in the shower, coming up brilliant ideas but never being able to write them down? Now you can think up tons of great ideas in the shower and capture them with these waterproof notepads. Each pad includes forty waterproof blank slates.
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Remember those pin art toys from the 90s that would capture whatever you placed into it? That same design concept has been incorporated into this extremely loud Pin Clock. This compact clock fits perfectly on any nightstand and displays the time in a braille-like fashion.
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Make your outfit pop by accessorizing with the eye-catching faceless LED watch. Instead of looking at a standard display, the watch’s bold design showcases the time right on the band itself for an understated yet modern look that is sure to get you noticed.
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Scare the life out of your fellow arachnophobe friends with this remote control tarantula with light up spider eyes. This 1:1 scale R/C spider has a furry texture as well as independent leg movement to seem even more like it’s real life counter part.
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Kick back on casual Fridays while you toil away at endless TPS reports with the foot rest hammock at your desk. This small hammock attaches to each end of the desk and is completely adjustable to fully suit your lounging needs.
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Fill your fridge up with delicious <del>questionanbly sized</del> all natural fruit year round by planting these giant strawberry seeds. These <del>hormone injected</del> perennial and winter hardy seeds are easy to grow and produce large succulent strawberries the size of app…
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In the not too distant future we will determine success by Likes and Dislikes. Got a “D-” on a math quiz? Now it’s just a “Dislike”. Received a promotion at your job? Now it’s simply a “Like” in your salary. Get with this new trend with the Facebook Like and Dislike stamps.
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The glowing memo alarm clock is the ultimate nightstand addition. Apart from the alarm and clock combo, this unique model includes a specialized glowing memo board and four USB ports located at the back so you can charge all your devices at once.
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Bring a touch of sophistication to your man cave by storing your hooch inside this sixteenth century globe bar. The hollowed out inside of this 22″ diameter globe comes hand painted with lovely frescos while the exterior displays an antique 16th century nautical map.
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The sneaker wash and dry bag will keep every sneaker in your closet looking brand new. The sturdy mesh bag keeps the shoes separated from clothes during washes and conveniently hangs on the door of front loading dryers so they don’t bounce around.
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No other toy gun will kill time quite like the vapor blaster. This handheld blaster fires perfectly formed odorless vapor smoke rings at distances up to fourteen feet. It’s fun for all ages and great for playing at home or getting through the dull day.
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A glorious new age is upon us – no longer must you struggle to squeeze the juice out of your citrus fruits with those weak little hands of yours – now you can effortlessly suck and spray the life out of a fruit with these fruit juice sprayers.
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Imagine a world in which Tetris and Connect Four could be married and produce offspring in the form of a tabletop game — well, that world is real, and the Connect Four Tetris game truly exists. It is called Tetris Link – it is addictive, interactive, and fun for the whole family.
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Stay dry while trudging through Mother Nature’s wettest terrains by wearing these waterproof socks. Each pair features a singular 3 layer construction designed to provide a comfortable and breathable fit no matter what the conditions are like.
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Combine form and function with this innovative and modern stainless steel knives set. This cleverly designed set of knives looks like a solid piece of steel initially, but in fact each one of the four included knives can be pulled off from the block.
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If you like wearing sweatpants all day, then you’ll love the wearable sleeping bag. With the ability to take a nap anywhere at anytime, the wearable sleeping bag is perfect for bums. It’s also great to wear while camping on chilly nights with its insulated core.
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Repair broken cables in seconds using the liquid plastic welder. Unlike glue that sticks everywhere and dries up too quickly, the plastic inside the welder remains in liquid form until you’re ready to make your repairs and cure it using the built-in UV LED light.
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Pay homage to Vincent van Gogh while also keeping your feet warm with these Starry Night socks. Designed to look like the iconic painting, the Starry Night socks are comfy and are a great accessory to a Halloween costume or even cosplay outfit.
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With the glow in the dark lighter by your side, the days of fumbling around the dark looking for a lighter are over. Each disposable lighter emits a playful glow that makes the lighter easy to spot from anywhere in the room. It also doubles as a cool glow stick at parties.
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Just like in Super Mario, you can now become invincible by picking up a light up star – except this one also doubles as a comfy pillow. The light up star pillow is a battery operated color changing throw pillow that is a great gift idea for sleepovers and Super Mario fans.
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You can’t start a revolution without having an awesome outfit for your comrades. With the Guy Fawkes mask you can strike fear into The Machine™ and show off your lack of originality for your cause. Though it also makes a great gift idea for V for Vendetta fans.
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Going green just got even easier. This grass charging station is a fun twist on the popular charging stations you see available to recharge your electronic devices – cellphone, cameras, ipods, etc. – without having any exposed power cords.
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Create a warm and inviting atmosphere by setting these human skull fireplace logs ablaze. Each highly detailed human skull shaped log is made from weather resistant materials and is steel reinforced ensuring it won’t get blown away by high winds.
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The shower shaving foot rest is the leg-shaving woman’s truest companion in the shower. For those women who like a clean shaven leg without the fuss of sitting down in the bath or falling down with legs splayed, this foot rest saves, and shaves, the day.
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Stay organized and quit poisoning your body with ink when writing self reminders on your arms, wrists, and hands. Now you can write a reminder to yourself using these wrist watch post it notes that you wear on your wrist like a regular watch or bracelet.
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The black cat stockings will bring you anything but bad luck – unless you happen to cross your legs. They’re the stylish stockings designed to turn your plain legs into a pair of cute black cats, complete with an adorable curvy tail in the back.
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Give your zen garden a stylish touch by growing your own black pine bonsai tree. Ideal for those who love to get their hands dirty, the kit comes with everything you’ll need to successfully grow a beautiful miniature Black Pine tree.
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Make your drink look dangerous with the AK-47 ice bullets tray. Just put in water, freeze, and shoot them straight into your favorite tumbler — these bullets will manly up even the girliest of drinks. Make it a killer party with ice designed to be deadly cold and delicious.
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Greet your guests with bitter surprise with these out of the ordinary doormats. Durable and easy to maintain, these non-skid vinyl backed doormats are a great way to express your thoughts on the annoying neighbors and solicitors in your neighborhood.
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Put a bold emphasis on any document by highlighting sections using the “get the hint” sticky notes. Using these profane notes, it’ll be impossible for anyone to miss the urgent matter at hand with the brightly colored pointer arrows leading the way.
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Have a laugh while you spend some time reading the Alphabet of Terrible Advice book to the kids. This hilarious book is filled with vividly illustrated scenes where goofy looking anthropomorphized characters guide you down a path of poor decision making.
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Not since the Kool-Aid Man walked the streets has drink dispensing been so portable. The Dual Drink Backpack allows you to easily carry around refreshments and refill drinks, making you the go to guy for keeping the party alive and kicking.
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Chivalry might be dead, but that doesn’t mean you can’t still dress like a knight in modern times with these armored knight hoodies. Featuring a retractable helmet and reinforced stitching, your armored knight hoodie is sure to last through many joustings.
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Start your day off right by setting the tone with the “Get Sh*t Done” coffee mug. This matte finished coffee mug is reported to increase productivity by an astounding 200% while reducing time spent looking at pictures of cats on the internet by a respectable 22.73%.
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Take the art of pranking to new heights with help from this big box of 4,500 live ladybugs. Apart from serving as little props for your hilarious pranks, ladybugs also make a great gift for insect enthusiasts or as a house-warming gift for an ex.
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Enjoy a full moon every night and keep your bed room lit up with the Moon Wall Light. This bed room light has a built in sensor that activates the Moon’s illumination when the room starts getting dark and makes a cool gift for a kid’s room.
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Keep your fidgety hands from going all over the place during work or school with the Fidget Cube. Each side of this small cube features slideable joysticks, clickable buttons, flippable switches, and roll-able balls to keep you busy and improve focus.
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Play laser tag with all your friends with this smartphone laser tag attachment and app! Available for both Android and iPhones, this laser tag app and gun not only makes laser tag games instantaneous, but it also has cool features like armor, ammo, and health packs.
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Light up your home with these coiled wax candles that will burn for 144 hours and will auto-extinguish themselves – making them safer than your traditional candle where you have to worry about blowing them out when you aren’t at home.
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Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.
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Get your creative juices flowing by occupying your time with the “Blueprints For Making Cool Stuff” book. This informative read features easy to follow instructions that teach you how to make everything from bunk bed communicators to other wacky gadgets.
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The shot and chaser shot glass enables party goers and alcohol enthusiasts to seamlessly transition from shot to chaser in one fluid movement. Cut on lag time and minimize the strong taste of alcohol so you reach ‘blackout drunk’ levels in no time at all.
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Your betta fish will feel like a big shot in a high rise penthouse when you move him into the wall mounted fish bowl. Apart from giving your pet a lavish view, the fish bowl brings a stylish touch to the room and makes for a great conversation piece as well.
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You may not be the greatest mom in the world, but at least none of your kids ended up in prison or on the pole. The “World’s Okayest Mom” coffee mug celebrates your respectably average and laissez-faire style of parenting that certainly could’ve been worse.
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Descend into incognito mode and hide from the paparazzi with these identity censoring shades. These unique sunglasses don’t just block out harmful UV rays, they also make your face unrecognizable by placing a giant black bar over your eye area.
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The iPhone speaker amplifier stand is a device that attaches to your iPhone and boosts the sound levels by 13 decibels without requiring any battery use, just good old fashioned acoustical science. It also doubles as phone stand so you can watch movies and shows.
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Turn a run-of-the-mill night into an epic drinking bender with help from the the Drinking Games book. Within its enlightening pages you’ll find 25 of the craziest and most entertaining drinking games known to mankind – you’ll end up completely blitzed before the night is over.
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Securely store your <del>porn</del> valuable data with help from the biometric fingerprint password lock. It connects to a USB port on your PC and utilizes the uniqueness of one’s fingertip to ensure unwanted guests can’t gain access to your <del>collection of porn</del> infor…
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Learn about what you’re actually putting into your mouth with the humorous and educational “Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal” book. This informative read illustrates how bureaucrats control the food industry, favoring industrial, global corporate food systems.
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Ensure that you’ll definitely go to Hell when you die by playing the Cards Against Humanity card game. The rules of the game are simple, just use your creative wit to come up with the most offensive combinations to win this twisted game against your sick and depraved friends.
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Now with the hangover prevention patch you’ll be able to drink until your hearts content, no matter what day of the week it is. Once applied, the patch replenishes the body with essential vitamins and nutrients lost during an epic night of excessive alcohol consumption.
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Transform the walls in your home into canvases the kids can draw on using the dry erase board wall paint. This ingenious product is compatible with all dry erase markers and can be applied over many different kinds of surfaces for maximum versatility.
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Light up the sky with these easy and fun to use Chinese Flying Lanterns. Simply light the bottom of the lantern, let it fill it up with hot air, release it, and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9Ko-yvJzHU&feature=related" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">watch it fly awa…
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Like many important life lessons, teaching kids about something is best done in laughable cartoon form. All My Friends Are Dead is a hilarious book that teaches your kids about death. Follow this book up with <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/192913214X/?tag=047-20" rel="nofol…
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Do late night the right way when you hit the club wearing some glow in the dark lip gloss. This luminous shade of lip gloss comes in four different shades so you don’t repeat the same look twice and gives the lips a glossy plump look.
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When you’re in an emergency situation and don’t have an outlet to charge your iPhone, this hand crank phone charger can be a life saver. Just plug it in, give a few cranks, and get to checking your news feed before you die of boredom.
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Minimize the risk of serious injury while you ride down poorly lit roads by outfitting your two-wheeled ride with this bike lane light. This handy attachment projects a well defined bike lane in bright red lights that can be seen from up to a mile away.
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The solar jar lamps are the hip and eco-friendly alternative to the regular lamps that create a colorful nighttime atmosphere in the backyard with the flick of a switch. They provide a rustic touch to the yard while emitting a soft glow ideal for relaxing under the starry sky.
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Your baby might not be able to grow a full mustache yet, but that is no excuse for leaving his upper lip exposed to the harsh elements. Now, with the mustache pacifier you can give your baby a bold and distinguished look so all the other newborns will fear and respect him.
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Add some high tech style to your home faucet with this temperature sensitive LED Faucet. The color of the lighting changes depending on the temperature of the water that is coming out: blue means the water is cold, and red means the water is very hot.
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